THE CALL OF THE BLACK HILLS Sunday Post For Aug. 3, 2014

 
 
It seems almost everyone has headed to the Black Hills once again for the yearly Sturgis Bike Rally.  Sturgis frenzy abounds aplenty!  The beautiful, rolling Black Hills of South Dakota come alive once again to the roar of thousands of bikes, bikers and music.
 
As always there is something for everyone during the Bike Rally week, bike unveils, 2015 new model releases, J&P Ultimate Bike Show, racing, riding, events of all sorts, shopping, drink in, camping and lots of camaraderie, and lets not forget all the concerts and performances.  
 
So lets get on with the Sunday Post as we try to bring you news along with tantalizing glimpses into the Sturgis festivities. 
 
Todays Photos supplied by Jack Mcintyre.
 
 
 
WIERD SHIT! — OHIO COUNTY, W. Va. – (KDKA) – A couple from Washington County could be facing charges after a bizarre incident Tuesday morning.
 
Yup, there they were at a busy four-way intersection on U.S. 40, a national road, at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday.
 
A naked man down on all fours, ankles bound, hood over his head, being walked on a leash by a woman wearing a purple nightgown.
 
“That was the weirdest day ever. Yep, I hope it the weirdest day ever,” said Lt. Nelson Croft, of the Sheriff’s Office in Ohio County, West Virginia.
 
A picture of the couple was snapped on a cell phone by a passing driver.
“We started knocking on doors,” says Lt. Croft.
 
Tips led to an apartment building on Roney’s Point Road.
 
“The female at first denied any involvement,” Lt. Croft said. “We had a witness positively identify her, and she admitted it, as did the male.”
 
The woman is identified as Barbara Jean “B.J.” Geardello, age 53, and her 56-year-old boyfriend, Robert Deyell, both are originally from Pennsylvania.
 
What were they doing? Possibly getting in the mood for the movie version of that best-selling novel, “Fifty Shades of Grey” coming soon to a theater near you.
 
Or perhaps, auditioning for a spot on the Discovery Channel’s over-exposed reality series, “Naked and Afraid.”
 
“They said it was consensual sex, a consensual sex game, and they were offended that people were stopping and calling them freaks,” Lt. Croft.
 
Cindy Hunter lives nearby.
 
“I was like, ‘Oh My God! He’s naked, and she’s walking a human being,’” she said.
Deyell, who told deputies he was a willing participant, was not seriously injured, says Lt. Croft.
 
“Except for ligature marks, obvious ligature marks on his feet and ankles,” he added. “Other than that, he denied any injury. We won’t go into the other thing.”
Neither Geardello nor Deyell has been charged yet.
 
The District Attorney is mulling over possibilities, likely indecent exposure
 
 
 
 
Winner Receives Special Ops Club Vest — The winner of the People’s Choice Award at the Sturgis edition of the J&P Cycles Ultimate Builder Custom Bike Show will be awarded a 5 Ball Racing Leathers’ Special Ops Club Vest at the August 6, 2014, event.
“We are excited to be a part of the J&P Cycles Ultimate Builder Custom Bike Show because everyone who is anyone in the custom world competes in this series,” said Keith “Bandit” Ball, Leather Evangelist and Boss at Bikernet.com.
 
 
The Special Ops Club Vest is designed to accommodate the needs of riders who want to carry their personal items with them. The outside features 4 zipped pockets and 2 waist pockets. The inside features 2 conceal and carry snap pockets, 2 zipper pockets and 2 credential pockets.
 
“We have enough pockets so that everything has a place and every place has something critical for the ride,” explained Bandit. “The outside waist pocket is deep enough to use to secure your cell phone while using it on the go as a GPS device.”
 
The Sturgis edition of the J&P Cycles Ultimate Builder Competition will be held this August 6th, 2014 on 4th St. near the community center. Sign up is open from 9AM until noon. Details at http://custombikeshows.com/ultimatebuilder/
 
 
 
 
 
BIKERNET WORD OF THE DAY — rimple RIM-puhl  , verb;  
 
1. to wrinkle; crumple; crease.
 
noun:
1. a wrinkle.

Quotes:
 
The evening was fine, and the air so still, that it scarcely waved the light leaves of the trees around, or rimpled  the broad expanse of the waters below.
— Ann Radcliffe, The Romance of the Forest , 1791
 
My father’s face rimpled  above his great waxed moustache, the elegant erect posture eroded.
— Adrienne Sharp, The True Memoirs of Little K: A Novel , 2010
 
Origin:
 
Rimple  comes from the Old English hrimpan , which can be compared to the Old High German rumpfusla  meaning “wrinkle; fold.” The verb sense entered English in the mid-1400s.
 
 
The Sturgis edition of the J&P Cycles Ultimate Builder Competition — will be held this August 6th, 2014 on 4th St. near the community center. Sign up is open from 9AM until noon.
 
Judging will take place from 1PM-3PM, and the Awards Ceremony will happen at 4:00PM. We are awarding a total of $6,000 in merchandice.
 
2-Step Registration Process
We need the information about your bike in order to place it in a placard next to your motorcycle.
 
STEP 1:  Provide details about your bike – Click Here
STEP 2:  Select your class & complete registration
 
5 Top Classes
The top position in each class receives merchandise valued at:
 
– Freestyle $2000.00 Value at MSRP Belt Drives LTD
– Radical Bagger $1500.00 Value at MSRP Fat Baggers INC
– Mod Harley $1000.00 Value at MSRP Rinehart Racing
Retro Mod $1000.00 Value at MSRP Arlen Ness
– Mod Street $500.00 Value at MSRP Performance Machine
 
 
 
The Wait Is Over – The Road Glide Is Back — Weeks before the announcement of its 2015 model line-up, Harley-Davidson is previewing the Road Glide and Road Glide Special, two of its new 2015 motorcycles. Infused with DNA of the customer-led product development effort Project RUSHMORE, the two sleek, shark-nose Touring models are being revealed today during special events at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in Sturgis, S.D., and at the National Bikers Roundup (NBR) in Tulsa, Okla.
 
“Road Glide has always had an incredibly passionate following, which is why its return to the model line-up is exciting for our customers and our company,” said Matt Levatich, President and Chief Operating Officer of Harley-Davidson Motor Company. “With Project Rushmore technology, intuitive features and great new styling, we’re delivering an improved ride for the Road Glide faithful and the many others looking for more cool Project Rushmore motorcycle options.”
 
One look at the new contour of the famous Road Glide fairing is all it takes to see past form and convention were put aside and a new rebellious design emerged. The Road Glide motorcycle earned its status satisfying the hard core and now it is back. From the wicked new Dual Reflector Daymaker™ LED headlights to the combination stop/turn/taillights, the Road Glide motorcycles set out to make the ultimate statement in custom, high-mile aggression and back it up with all the function riders demand.
 
“The Road Glide has always been a bike for a rider who’s cut from a different cloth, a person who wants to make a statement as they chase the freedom of the road,” said Michael Goche, Product Planning Manager. “This new model respects that spirit while offering a significant improvement in aerodynamic and ergonomic comfort, LED lighting and the full suite of Project RUSHMORE features that have been such a huge hit with touring riders around the world.”
 
Road Glide
 
Shaped by countless hours of wind tunnel testing, the new frame-mounted Road Glide motorcycle fairing features a triple splitstream vent that significantly reduces head buffeting while still providing  comfortable airflow around the rider. The brilliant white beams of the Dual Daymaker Reflector LED headlamp blasts through the murkiest of nights. Centered in the inner fairing is the color screen of a Boom! ™ Box 4.3 infotainment system controlled by twin joysticks located on a new swept-back handlebar that puts the rider in a commanding, comfortable position. A High Output Twin Cam 103™ V-Twin engine burbles through two chrome mufflers, its abundant torque always on tap with just a twist of the throttle. Touring features include One-Touch hard saddlebags, cruise control, easy-to-read gauges, adjustable air-ride rear suspension and new ergonomic hand controls with intuitive design and improved tactile feel.

 

Road Glide Special
 
Select premium features elevate the performance and style of the Road Glide Special from the base model. These enhancements include the premium Boom! Box 6.5GT infotainment system with touch screen and GPS navigation, Reflex™ Linked Brakes with ABS and hand-adjustable low-profile rear suspension. An exclusive painted inner fairing and hand-applied pinstriping move the styling up a notch.
 
The public will have an opportunity to see and test-ride the new 2015 Road Glide and Road Glide Special models at Harley-Davidson locations in Sturgis Aug. 2-9 and in Tulsa on Aug. 2.
 
They then start arriving at authorized Harley-Davidson dealerships on August 26, 2014. Visit www.h-d.com/roadglide for more information. 
 
 
 
 
 
Klock Werks delivers Jack Daniel’s Motorcycles in Sturgis 2014 — Brian and Karlee deliver the Barrel bike and Squire bike to Dave and Kevin at Jack Daniels during Sturgis 2014
 
 
Really Bad Jokes —
 
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
 
Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
 
Q What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
 
Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
 
Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
 
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
 
Q.What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
A. About three inches.
 
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
 
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
 
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
 
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
 
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don’t have balls to scratch!
 
 
 
Bell Helmets Official Helmet of WMDRA’s 2014 AMSOIL Sturgis Nationals —Scotts Valley, CA –The Western Motorcycle Drag Racing Association (WMDRA) is proud to announce that Bell Helmets has renewed their partnership with the WMDRA as Official Helmet of the 2014 AMSOIL Sturgis Nationals scheduled August 5 and 6 at Sturgis Dragway.
 
In their enduring commitment to safety, Bell Helmets will provide full-face helmets for use in the WMDRA Drag Racing School and Drag Racing 101 Media Clinic. Singular in their mission of rider safety, the WMDRA and Bell Helmets will provide the best gear and rider instruction available to those making their first pass down Sturgis Dragway during the 74th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
 
According to WMDRA President Sandra Alberti, “We’re thrilled to partner with Bell Helmets and provide our drag racing school participants with industry leading helmet safety and technology; an essential performance tool in drag racing.”
 
From humble beginnings in the garage of a 1950’s Southern California speed shop to the heads of champions in motorcycle, auto, and bicycle competitions all over the world, Bell is synonymous with protection and progression. Part of Easton-Bell Sports and based in Scotts Valley, California, Bell is the world leader in the design, manufacture and distribution of motorcycle and bicycle helmets and accessories.
 
“Bell is proud to be the Official Helmet of a great event like the Sturgis Nationals,” stated Rob Salcedo, Brand Manager, Bell Helmets. “Dragbike competition is some of the most exciting racing around and we’re looking forward to a great Rally experience.”
 
Racing is scheduled for August 5 and 6 at Sturgis Dragway, located just 3.7 miles East of downtown on SR 34, then 0.8 miles North on SR 79. Gates open at 10:00 a.m. each day with a hot track at 3:00 p.m. Tickets are just $15/Day or $25 for a two-day event pass. The Drag Racing School is Tuesday, August 5 from 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.
 
For more information on Bell’s industry-leading helmets, check out http://www.bellhelmets.com/.
 
 
 
Rivera Primo Inc. is proud to welcome Patrick Garvin to the RPI family — Formerly of J & P Cycles, Patrick will assume the role of Director of Sales & Marketing for Rivera Primo Inc. and its RP Tronix division. Patrick started his passion for biking with a red 1974 XLCH sporting XR pipes and a huge S & S ‘B” Super Carb. Patrick owned & rode a number of Harleys, but also gained an interest in sport bikes owning a ZX12, ZX14 and a Hyabusa. Patrick owned his own aftermarket motorcycle shop from 2005-2008 doing a lot of performance work with nitrous and turbos plus complete custom bike builds.
 
In 2006 Patrick also was sub-contracting to J & P Cycles doing all their install work at major rallys and Patrick so impressed the folks at J & P, that in April of 2008 Patick was hired full time by J & P as a product merchant. From there he worked his way up the proverbial  ladder to the eCommerce dept, then to the Events Supervisor and then finally being put in charge of the bike shop and was the on camera personality for all the J & P video marketing. Patrick will initially be working from his home in Iowa, where his wife Emma and his very cool son Race, help Patrick to keep his sanity in a world of craziness!
 
 
 
Well, that’s all for now folks!  It promises to be a busy and interesting week as we try to keep up with all the news and more from the events in Sturgis. For everyone at Sturgis, have a GREAT time!  For those of us left behind, lets enjoy the peace and quiet!!!
 
Let’s Ride!
Mistress Chris & Krash  
 
 
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