Hey,
We are going to change the heading for this department from Sunday Post to Weekend Roundup. I’ll give you a notion of what the weekend was all about, maybe something very hot news and lots of girls from Barry and really bad jokes.
Friday was a scramble on the trike and we made considerable progress with the backbone and I’m trying to launch chapter 14 today. Hang On,
Saturday I tried to work out and then spent the entire day on Frankie’s FXR. I want it to be up and running and out of here. It’s time.
As it turns out the tubes are two short. We need at least 5 over Custom Cycle Engineering tubes, not 2 over. Damn.
THE BANDIT’S CANTINA BAD JOKE LIBRARY IS WIDE OPEN– There was a cat by the lake and a sausage came floating by the cat put its paw in and wet its paw. Then a few minutes later a bigger sausage came floating by and the cat fell in.
The moral of this story the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy
LIFE AND TIMES—The story of the Chowder Barge, the Root Beer Float, lost love and new beginnings. It’s coming to the Cantina soon.
–Bandit
NATURE ALERT–Colorado Wildlife shot by National Geographic
A cougar sleeping in a tree.
They look pretty harmless when they’re asleep don’t they?
YOU have nothing to worry about. . .
they prey on younger men…!!
You are Safe
–Joe Smith
WATCH OUT–Democratic National Convention Schedule
Boston, Massachusetts
6:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
6:15 PM – Secular Prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 PM – Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 PM – Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
7:00 PM – Tribute to France
7:10 PM – Collect Offerings for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 PM – Tribute to Germany
7:45 PM – Antiwar Rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 PM – Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
8:30 PM – Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:00 PM – Roundtable Discussion of Taxes: “Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None”
9:15 PM – Bill & Hillary Clinton Host a Seminar on “The Successful Selling of White House & Air Force One Mementos on eBay”
9:20 PM – Gay Marriage Ceremony (Both Male and Female Couples)
9:30 PM – * Intermission * Special Guest Soloist Jane Fonda
10:00 PM – Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 PM – Reenactment of Kerry’s Fake Medal Toss
10:20 PM – Howard Dean Screamfest ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
10:30 PM – Seminar: “The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to National Security”
10:40 PM – Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
10:45 PM – Abortion Demonstration (NARAL)
11:00 PM – Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (Threesomes, Mixed and Same-Sex)
11:15 PM – ‘Maximizing Welfare’ Workshop
11:30 PM – ‘Free Saddam’ Pep Rally
11:50 PM – Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:00 AM – Kerry-Edwards 2004 Sealed With A Kiss
12:01 AM – Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:02 AM – Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
Saturday
8:00 Seminar on empowering the Homeless and raise taxes to support more programs and cheap housing. In England 11 homeless died in one year and the government has offered 5 billion pounds to prevent further deaths.
9:00 Global Warming Summit. A discussion of how the party can control everything on the Planet. A Government by the people for the planet, paid for by the people.
10:00 Ban knives, there are no constitutional grounds to fight back.
THE BANDIT’S CANTINA BAD JOKE LIBRARY IS WIDE OPEN–Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Do U Want 2 Cd’s
Do U Want 2 Cd’s Who?
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
May I come in you!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!
–from Rogue
SCOTT JACOB’S STURGIS RALLY POSTER CONTEST–I’m grateful you’re willing to help us spread the word in order to make this new Contest a viral event in the motorcycle community.
About The Contest
Did you capture a great moment at a past Sturgis rally? Witness an incredible or beautiful event in your years of riding? Maybe you have a great idea for a Sturgis themed photograph you’d like to stage?
Scott is seeking the inspiration for his next painting and needs your help.
Here is the URL to the Photo Contest landing page:
https://jacobsgalleryshop.com/scott-jacobs-sturgis-2019-photo-contest/
This contest officially begins Monday, January 14th and will end April 1st. There’s a list of Rules/Requirements and Terms describing everything for you to review, but the winner will receive a $5,000 check from us!
Olivia Jacobs-Chrisman
JACOBS GALLERY
(605) 559-1876
JacobsGalleryShop.com
Submit your best photo for a chance to win $5,000 and an unframed print of the finished painting. Not sure what to submit? Check out the video.
Submission Rules
You must own the rights to the image.
Both color and monochrome images accepted.
Each image must be 300dpi & under 10mb. Limit 3 images per entry.
Entry Period: January 11th, 2019 – April 1st, 2019
Full list of Rules, Terms & Conditions: Link
Questions? olivia@scottjacobsstudio.com
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out asshole!
THIS WEEK WILL BE AMAZING—With more progress on the Salt Torpedo, more action on Frankie’s FXR, more changes to the Bikernet Family, and a new order of 5-Ball leathers being placed.
Hang on.
And Ride Free Forever,
–Bandit
