PRE-PREFACE-THING PART
This is called the non-Mafia-crime-family-member’s guide because Mafia dudes don’t need to read this shit. They already know this shit. They live in reality. Not in the mystical world of magical events and wondrous “representatives” and “the wisdom of the law” and the worship of “our sacred democracy” garden of delights that you live in and that Nancy Pelosi, who probably can’t even spell democracy, prattles on about.
Mafia members know government is a con. They know it’s a superstition. They know it’s a bunch of snakeoil salesmen selling “liberty,” “rights.” “justice,” “happiness,” “equality” and all the things inhabiting a fairy tale all wrapped up in promises of magical powers at the end of the “journey” if you just place your “faith” in government.
They know It’s incompetent people running things under the guise of “wise leadership.” Unlike the Mafia which is actually competent people running things under profit and loss leadership. The Mafia deals with people and reality. The government deals with magical, supernatural abilities and noble achievements of fucking spirit and holiness and sanctity like some fucking psycho cult filled with selfless leaders who only care about you. And yet the only people they actually deal with is each other: other members of government. They don’t deal with you. Once they get into office it’s screw you, you lazy assholes, you can’t figure out life so you need us to tell you what to do? Haha, ok, here’s what to do: do everything we say.
You deal with a Mafia guy?….. you gotta actually deal with a Mafia guy. You deal with a bureaucrat he says thank you for your campaign donation for which you will get nothing in return, goodbye, behave yourself. At least with the Mafia guy you get your narcotics or your hijacked load or your tax-free cigarettes, or protection, or that gun you need. The elected guy? He arrests you for even having narcotics or a gun or a hijacked load then he takes them and sells them to a Mafia guy. And I’m just gettin’ started here.
On this planet only members of a Mafia crime family would have absolutely no argument or problem or disagreement or upset or “troublings” or “concernings” with anything that is contained in this book. Believe me, Mafia guys are a billion times smarter than you. At least when it comes to knowing when they’re bein’ fucked with. So nuthin’ in here is gonna be a problem for ‘em emotionally. Nothing in here is gonna cause them emotional upset. They will not panic and seek out a safe space readin’ this. Not that they’re gonna read this. Cause they ain’t. They have fucking lives.
Everyone else who actually does read this, however, is going to, guaranteed, find something, probably tons of things, that are going to send them flying, like stench in a shitstorm, into pearl-clutching-mode hysteria. Right Wing, Left Wing, don’t matter, it’s gonna fucking happen.
Mafia guys don’t need this. Everyone else does. Still, at best, only half of “everyone else” is going to find it 60 to 70 percent enlightening. Cause they’re going to find it also 30 to 40 percent aggravating.
The other half, however, they’re gonna go total fucking apefire batshit berserk readin’ this shit. They not going to just get pissed, they’re going to go fucking blue-faced, red-faced, fucking polkadot-faced hyperbaric bottom of the sea vacuum-of-space fucking swollen-up explosionary pinwheels of hysteria over this. Hey: fuck them: they’re the fucking problem.
The Purpose Of This Dictionary
Journalists and bureaucrats are working together with vigor and enthusiasm to turn you into even more of an idiot than you already are. This interpretive guide to their language – which you think is the same language you are speaking – which it is not – will at least give you the opportunity, or at least hopefully show you that it is possible, for you to actually get a fucking clue and maybe self-install a fucking brain into your head. I know what you’re saying: “That’s kinda rude.” Actually it’s more than just “kinda” rude. It’s basically right there over the plate rude. So, yeah. You’re right. That was kinda rude. I’m sorry.
Vulgarity Warning Pro’bly A Little Late
I wrote comedy fiction and snarky essays at Easyriders Magazine during its initial heyday, a magazine targeting marginally civilized Harley Addicts as its audience. I was deemed suitable for the slot because…..I arrived draped in the social graces? No. I was deemed suitable for the slot because I was able to meet if not greatly exceed their editorial lack of societal propriety.___jjs
INTRODUCTION AND ACTUAL PREFACE-THING PART: WHY YOU’RE STUPID
Only through me can you learn the degree and the extent of your political ignorance and suckertivityness. To say “I AM ZOD!!!” would be an exaggeration. However I have been an American cultural Icon twice: once following someone else’s path and once following my own path. Ya know, now that we’re on the subject, I should say world cultural icon. Or at least English-speaking-world cultural icon. Not just cultural icon. Global cultural icon. Yeah, that’s better.
Global cultural icon. And not just once but twice. Twice times global cultural icon, my fren. I could say that. But I think that would be, I don’t know: gilding the radiant sunrise upon the Himalayas. Or putting car lot triangular-banners along the roof of Abu-Simbel. Garish gewgaws upon already-perfect edifices. Or, so not-like-me, in other words.
I was a cultural-icon Mouseketeer J.J., misspelled by corporate executives into “Jay-Jay,” at 12 years old in 1955 and that’s, ya know, something. Because, ya know, Annette. I had Annette for a coworker. To say that that did not go to my head would be an understatement. I didn’t even really want to be there. But I was there. And I moved-up in capacity and experience and, of course, tap-dancing ability since then and became – once again – a cultural-icon at the early versions of Easyriders Magazine, from Mickey Mouse Club to outlaw biker clubs, and which magazine, singlehandedly ushered in the current age of trying to “make America great again.” And because of the paths that took me to both places I can assure you that I now know more about how this political planet “works” than you do. No offense. No, never mind, you can be offended. Not a problem.
Now, you might say “Well you can call yourself an icon but that doesn’t mean you’re a fuckin’ icon.” I can understand legitimate criticism. But I don’t see any reason to be rude or to take what I consider to be a civilized conversation down into the level of gutter-sweepings. There’s no need for that. I can actually prove I’m – to bring it down to your rather crude level – a fuckin’ icon, as you put it.
The August 1997 issue of ICON magazine has an article about me in it. Do you see any articles about Annette in there? No. In fact a quote of mine from the article is contained within the O of the name of the magazine on the cover with Vince McMahon looking right at it. I mean, ya know, his picture is lookin’ at it. In fact I basically co-wrote the article under the name of Stuart Podacjol. I’m such a ”fuckin’” icon as you so crudely put it, I had to step-in on my own interview to keep it up to my sky-high standards of excellence. Which you are getting a glimpse of right here. But it was not a problem, I was glad to do it. They were journalists. I felt the need to help. That was then.
I realize none of this proves to you, not that I could prove anything to you based on your rudeness, why I am the Final Authority on the sewer-level nature of the global press and the sewer-level nature of global politicians and why journalists, who actually own and operate bureaucrats, are smugly pulling everyones’ strings and laughing about it. Don’t get me wrong: journalists don’t want power. They have it.
However, to prove it to you, that I am more politically savvy than you, even if you are Ayn Rand or – another even – even if you are William Randolph Hearst, I am going to explain to you why all the things you think you know are in error. That is, regarding politics.
I am the political supreme being on this planet, meaning, I have more understanding of politics and government than you do. This is not boasting. Me talking about getting to personally attend an Easyriders photo shoot of Summer Knight, which you did not get to attend…..that’s boasting. Me proclaiming vast, far more lofty positioning in the hierarchy of political acumen than you have is not boasting. It’s drawing a line in the sand that I’m on the other side of and you are not. If you cross over it you will not get threatened or beat up. You will be over here where I am. And I could use the fuckin’ company.
I am also the Arbiter of Aesthetics for planet earth but that is way outside the scope of this subject matter. But you will get some inkling of it as you read my prose. Which exceeds all normal current parameters for American hacks. Of which I am one. However, aesthetics-wise…… there is nothing remotely aesthetic about politics or journalism. They’re anti aesthetics. They’re pig stys of grunts, ugly shapes, and foul odors.
But this is not a treatise on aesthetics and why I own this subject. It is a small encyclopedia of political and journalistic words and expressions and how what they – journalists and bureaucrats – mean by them is a whopping lot different from what the dictionary says they mean and from what you probably think they mean.
In other words, journalists and bureaucrats are working together to turn you into even more of an idiot than you probably already are. For instance, you probably already think that humans actually affect the climate. You didn’t think that once. It would never occur to you. You would call yourself stupid and so would everyone else if you thought that. But now you do think it. You probably now actually worry about it. You likely now get actually angry if anyone says different. Because you’ve been turned into an idiot. Or I should say – in your language – a idiot. Because you believe dedicated liars. No matter what they lie about. The more idiotic the better. You drink it up.
So let’s talk about the nature of bureaucrats – people in authority in government – and journalists…..news “reporters” and “political analysts” and “according to sources close to” stenographers…..and why they, even though they are more stupid than you, are running your life to the extent that you routinely look to these two moldering cisterns of stupidity, duplicity and cunning for advice and information. As to why I am the only person – at least as far as EYE know – who is competent-enough to straighten you out on these matters? I’ll explain that farther on down. You’ll notice I said farther and not further. You wouldn’t have said that. You would have said further. I hear you saying “No I wouldnt.” So typical. Yeah, you would.
THE NATURE OF GOVERNMENT AND “THE PRESS”
Government – or, people who can’t do anything and who have jobs that have no actual function or job description – cannot keep up with private enterprise individuals – whose job is to make life better and easier for people and who either continually succeed at this or disappear and are replaced by someone more successful at it. Government never succeeds in anything productive. Ever. It only succeeds at failure. So government has to impede private enterprise into non-existence otherwise government will become obsolete due to people simply not using it or not needing to use it. Apparently only me and bureaucrats realize this.
The industrial revolution and American free enterprise, for the short time it, the latter, to some extent actually existed, made the State, and overall bureaucratic incompetence, obsolete. That’s why Marx created Communism: to make Industrialism and free enterprise capitalism obsolete, and in fact, declare it inherently villainous “and uncaring,” and who has put the State and incompetence back in control. If control is the right word for systemic collapse via “the law.”
Journalists and bureaucrats – or scribes and pharisees as I like to call them – determine how words and concepts will be re-defined into their opposite, or, “new-and-improved,” definitions and meanings in the hopes of maintaining chaos. We’re actually at the moment in the chaos the pro-government people insist we’ll be in….without government. This is the chaos. This is what actual anarchy actually looks like. What we’re in. Right now. This is anarchy: bewilderment, stupidity and out of control criminal – not illegal – behavior from governed and governing alike. This is the anarchy the pro-government devotees think will happen…..without government. You’re saying “Well that’s crazy.” Yeah. I know. Wow! We’ve achieved common ground! Already! I’m optimistic!
Journalists and bureaucrats revere government – or anarchy – because journalism and public office are the two lowest levels of human failure short of living on the sidewalk. In fact most sidewalk vagrants have more sterling and admirable qualities than any office holder or journalist.
Journalists and bureaucrats also know something you don’t: they have no idea what the fuck they’re doing but they know you think they do. Why do you think this? EYE think it’s because you’re an idiot. But it could be you think this because your parents and grandparents thought this, they being every bit as stupid as you are.
As a result, if you like government you pro’bly think bureaucrats are wondrous miracle workers who can make everything euphorically functional. If you don’t like government you pro’bly think it’s a cabal of evil magicians capable of turning jet-aircraft water vapor into mind-controlling insidious behavioral modification atoms via cellular reconstruction as it rains down upon you without your noticing and penetrating your hide. Either way, like government or fear it, you think it’s supernatural at its core. It’s not. It’s a hive of lazy pompous blowhard idiots who – with a lot of justification outside the scope of this book – are convinced you’re a gullible moron.
The purpose for this deception-via-vocabulary bureaucrats and journalists energetically endorse is to further a New Pagan Anti-Christian-In-Particular Cult Agenda of Global Herd Control Such That Individual Fulfillment At All Imaginable Levels Is Rendered Impossible. And Eventually Unimaginable. So that everyone remains stupid.
You’ll notice I didn’t say so that everyone becomes stupid. No. Everyone is already there. Now it’s just guiding the herds into the ever narrowing corridors leading toward the actual pens. Except they’re psychological pens. And this is done by cooperatively altering the traditional meanings of “items-of-vocabulary” – meaning words – and thus gradually eradicating the American cultural mandate of Individualism and replacing it with the new cultural mandate of a collective We’re All In This Together shithole of stagnation and universal misery….via “concept warping.”
The Covid 19 hoax and its ongoing not-actually-a-vaccine vaccination horror of blind obedience being a pretty good example of what to expect now that these two entities of the government and the “press” know that you’re ready for roundup. They got a ton of compliance via this carnival nonsense, backed up by threat of licensing deprivation.
If you think when I said “anti-Christian” back there that I mean I am promoting Christianity here, I am not. I am promoting the idea that anti-Christianity as opposed to anti any other religion in existence, is the driving impetus for these two scoundrel entities, journalism and politics.
Because – as opposed to Christian preachers and Christian “members” – I am convinced bureaucrats and journalists actually understand the fundamental essence of Christianity, unlike whatever the fuck it is Christians think Christianity is, and they know that political extinction in all it’s forms, be it government politics (or office politics, the adopted son of government politics) is what lies at the heart of the Human part of Jesus’ two-part job on earth.
I told you you would have problems with this. However a Mob guy? If he could read this he’d be saying, “Oh, really? How do you figure?” He’d want some details. You? You’re fucking freaking out. Hey, I warned you, asshole. Mob guy though?…. they hear something weird? They want to get to the bottom of it. It’s a fucking obsession.
You? You fucking shit your pants and start renting your garments. Because you’re a fuckin’ idiot. Hey, nothing personal, it’s almost – almost – not your fault. You don’t want the truth. The truth pisses you off. You want reinforcement of your long-time erroneous assumed-assessments of things. Most of which are batshit. I did say you are stupid, right? Hey, I get it, no one wants to hear that. Especially coming from me. Where the fuck was I.
For the record, this is not an epistemology essay on how words, ideas, definitions, and concepts are related inside your head and what happens to your behavior and convictions when you are not paying attention to what someone is actually telling you. Unlike what lawyers do automatically. Which would be to “actually pay attention to” what people are saying to them. So you’re going to have to do some research on your own. You might have to learn how to listen and think like a lawyer. God forbid.
People in government are usually terrible communicators because they’re sociopaths: they worship lies. They talk in lies, usually random, meandering, off-topic, imbecilic word-concoctions which is easier than constructing a focused lie, which is why you don’t actually pay attention to them, they’re babbling.
You just react to their position: namely, they have some government title; they’re talking in your direction so you think they’re actually talking to you; they sound like a school civics preachers, so they must be saying something ok. Some very small sane pathway of your crumbling brain, however, knows that what the bureaucrat is saying is not addressed to you personally but rather to some steamcloud of hazy ineptitude called the public.
You don’t work in the public government sector of “employment” unless you’re a sociopath and have no awareness of actual individuals. Except in Joe Biden’s case when he spots an eight year old. Bureaucrat sociopaths are not good at winning over a crowd unless promising them free money because on some level the crowd knows that the bureaucrat is 1: taking money and property from them without permission and 2: threatening to jail them at any time for any one of ten million legal reasons. And the bureaucrat is always wondering when the crowd is actually going to realize this to the point of not having bureaucrats. My guess is never.
Bureaucrats can relax. Nonetheless, bureaucrats, therefore, not being communicators, rely on “the press” – failed novelists – to send their message of despair-touted-as-happiness to all who can read or who can at least stare at Rachel Maddow for long periods of time without wondering if they’ve been marooned on the ugly side of the Island of Sappho.
These definitions are not in set-order or category. They are randomly presented and with no underlying pattern or structure. Each stands alone and does so unalphabetically. Goodbye.
3: HEAT DOME……High pressure system: a sign of impending “climate catastrophe.”
4: BOMB CYCLONE……Low pressure system: a sign of impending “climate catastrophe.”
5: ARCTIC VORTEX……Low pressure system: considered too mild and uncatastrophic; changed to bomb cyclone: a sign of impending “climate catastrophe”
5a: ATMOSPHERIC RIVER……Rain: a sign of impending “climate catastrophe.”
12: GRAY SWAN CLIMATE CHANGE EVENT……At the moment I have no idea what this is. It’s that fucking nebulous. I never claimed to be perfect. Just this-far short of it.
A routine internet exploration of whatever this is, after visiting many many sites in the manner of my usual employment of data searches, being a practitioner of Gestalt Learning Theory, what I have seen as being the common overarching thread is that a gray swan climate change event is a massive hugely disastrous freak anomalous “perfect storm times one thousand” ruinous weather occurrence that probably won’t ever happen.
What I have surmised from all this is that, politically, it will be used routinely in all future weather discussions to further bend the malleable listless mind of the listener into associating all weather all the time anywhere on earth with potentially horrific possibilities of bulging without warning into the word-of-the-age which would be a “catastrophic” somethingorother.
Gray swan climate change event is the only entry in this remarkable dictionary regarding which the compiler admits to being totally adrift regarding spotting landfall wherein a complete understanding of this strangely-poetic gibberish expression lies exposed and revealed upon the glistening white sands of a shoreline.
13: CLIMATE-CAUSED WILDFIRES……Things that don’t actually ever happen on this planet. Do not confuse “climate-caused wildfires” with lightning-caused wildfires. Which actually exist. Climate-caused wildfires is part of the “new science of politically-decreed atmospheric reality,” touted by such titans of learning as Ocasio Cortez and Greta Thunberg.
Air temperature has never sparked a fire in the history of humanity. Or in the history of air. Or in the history of fire. But according to journalists and bureaucrats that is what is now sparking all of them. In addition, and this is new, increased air temperature caused by human-instigated-climate-change, even of a fraction of a degree, causes forest fires to burn hundreds if not thousands of degrees hotter.
According to experts and sources close to a report based on studies from someone close to the issue who spoke on conditions of anonymity.
27: HUMAN-CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING (JOURNALIST/BUREAUCRAT DEFINITION)……A reality. (ACTUAL DEFINITION)……A fabricated imaginary meteorological scapegoat created by bureaucrats who are unable, or more likely unwilling, to provide the utilities and roadways and water supplies – the most important aspects of modern life – their respective citizenries have for some imbecilic reason entrusted them with providing…… and enthusiastically endorsed as fact by journalists because it amuses them to see ruination and spiritually excites them to write about it.
This sort of thing – that humans control the weather – used to be called “rain dancing.” At least when the Apaches were controlling the weather. Academically it was referred to as “paganism,” or “Pantheism” or “Animism” whereat primitive superstitious people such as lived in Ancient Persia and Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome attributed self-awareness and infallibly-wise willful motivation to plants and animals and terrain and sea and sky, and to anything else that doesn’t actually have these things.
Today these notions are mandatory as belief systems whether you ascribe to them or not. Incidentally, from an American Constitution standpoint, not that it matters, these notions violate the “establishment of religion” clause in the Bill of alleged Rights. In fact the Constitution itself violates the establishment of religion clause and every Supreme Court Justice and Constitutional Law student in history knows that. Good luck getting them to admit it, they’d have to take a drastic cut in pay via an actual job.
32: HUMAN-CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING (CONT)……a technologically impossible achievement, even if intended, and proclaimed by journalists and bureaucrats and below-amateur unschooled meteorologists like Greta Thunberg and Al Gore to be actually in operation by accident!
Only the most primitive and/or the most narcissistic minds imaginable can manage to convince themselves that the planetary atmosphere of Earth is affected in any way by human activity. The sun and the earth’s atmosphere do not care what we do, especially since they both played a major role in the creation of humans, and did it without any bureaucratic or journalistic or ecological oversight.
42: ATTRIBUTION SCIENCE……This goes into Biden-Ocasio-Harris levels of Pretend-Chicken-Little Hysteria so let’s get on board. Attribution science is a new “science” created basically overnight by a committee of UN doctrinaires and devoured by journalists and bureaucrats as further proof that their commands must be obeyed.
It’s a lie-bolstering “proof” that the insistent proclamations by Marxists in government and journalism that human progress – in America – and improvements of standards of living for humans – in America and Europe – is heating the earth up……are now “proven to be true” by an additional non-science of attribution science bolstering the original non-science of human-caused climate change science. Attribution Science now gives validity to “climate science.”
Formerly meteorology. Attribution Science is now an addendum, “added proof” variation of “climate science.” So it’s one propaganda creation reinforcing another propaganda creation. This sort of thing is called childish make-believe under normal circumstances.
It’s called demonic possession when adults do it in total seriousness. Attribution science is a word combination that has no actual definition or even a reality. It has, rather, a function: to condition the mind more firmly to the fiction that humans affect the atmosphere and the sun.
Specifically: this new overnight science – actually created by a “climate committee” – measures, via make-believe, or “modeling” as it’s called, how much any particular storm has been magnified from its normal energy to a higher energy via human activity. Which is not a science. It’s a proclamation. Actually it’s lunacy. On purpose.
To see just how fucking stupid you are. So, there is not now just Climate Science, thus replacing meteorology, an emotionally neutral word being replaced with an expression rife with emotional charge, but there is also now “attribution science” added to “climate science” thus creating two new sciences to “study” (meaning “to create edicts for you to obey”) thus giving “human caused global warming” a reality so firm and unquestioned that it requires two entire “sciences” to fully unravel it’s catastrophic potential should you fail to obey the very non-scientific commands and regimentations being prepared for dumpage onto your head by “health advisors.”
43: CLIMATE SCIENCE……The political left-wing progressive socialistic/Marxist, and now Islamic, version of meteorology. It’s most fundamental axiom or tenet is that your use of a car and an air conditioner, and exhaling CO2 from your lungs, and using electricity, except for powering your non-“fossil”-powered car…. are warming the earth; the assumption being that a warmer earth is a catastrophe of enough import to warrant you living like a Tanganyikan veldt-inhabitant circa 25,000 BC courtesy of whoever is giving the orders at the moment.
At THIS moment it’s “health experts” in the UN: which is the current world government, currently being run – according to the Muslims, who quite proudly admit it – by Muslims.
THE major declaration, pronouncement, edict, threat, whatever you want to call it, is that the earth is a greenhouse. The earth is 4+ billion years old and has never been a greenhouse before. But now it is. And it took a bureaucrat to discover this. Probably Al Gore, famous Cal Tech-Level atmospheric scientist bureaucrat Jabba the Hutt look-alike. In fact, as it turns out, Al Gore is wrong, the earth is not a greenhouse, nor is it a giraffe. (see greenhouse gas)
45: FOSSIL FUEL……An imaginary – but proclaimed as real – fuel that does not actually exist. Coal and oil and methane, which do exist, are natural hydrocarbons found in the earth and probably on the moon where no fossils ever existed. That does not mean that any coal or oil eventually found on the moon will not be declared fossil fuel. Because there seems to be no cure for this delusion.
83:GRETA THUNBERG (PRESS/BUREAUCRAT DEFINITION)……Child meteorological prodigy steeped in advanced preternatural understanding of the human threat to world atmospheric temperatures, yet fortunately blessed with a clear and infallible plan of action incumbent upon all humanity to follow if we are to survive as a species.
(ACTUAL DEFINITION)……Self-proclaimed teenage major climate and atmospheric super scientist and Fahrenheit and centigrade monitor/analyst who has probably never taken her own temperature due to ineptitude.
How she has come by her expertise in meteorology no one knows so apparently the assumption is she is an atmospheric mystic of sublime insight. Her face seems to be devoid of skin muscles with the exception of the eternal wrestling match that seems to always be going on in the writhing flesh of her forehead.
Her emotional wrath regarding the refusal of “leaders” to obey her is unabating. When she is not screaming her demands of compliance to her wishes and commands and edicts – which are basically “Do something about this!!!” – she glares silently with what apparently is a scowl, though it could be delight, there is no way of knowing, her face is very similar everywhere in its absence of contrasting features, much like a large plate is.
To date no one has asked her where she comes by her certainties about how terrestrial climate and weather can be “reversed,” whatever reversing the weather could actually mean.
She seems to want less heat although many of the “major” news and journalistic entities are insisting that “climate change” is now heating formerly cold areas and freezing formerly hot ones, which, it would seem to me is not climate change but merely climate relocation, which no one has yet explained why THAT would be a problem.
No one also ever explains why climate CHANGE is a problem either but the suggested hint is that without an abandonment of the industrial revolution the earth will burst into flame.
Greta Thunberg, for all her fulminations and demands for obedience seems to possess not even one item of scholarly qualification for her monomania. Therefore she is more than qualified to be the global-press’s go-to gal for global temperature prognostication. Idiots always know their own.
86: THE DELICATE BALANCE OF NATURE……The only “science” myth bigger than the ones about fossil fuels actually coming from fossils and humans affecting weather and being presumed innocent until proven guilty and the bill of rights actually being a bill of rights and covid 19 being an actual human-species health threat and killing children being a “right.”
The “balance of Nature” is not delicate. It’s pulverizingly relentless. If you outwit Nature, you’re fine. At least for a while. You screw up you’re history. Sometimes paleontological history. Sometimes recent history.
Nature doesn’t care. Only hacks living with their moms think Nature cares. Only hacks living with their moms think we matter to Nature. They also think the weather obeys us.
One thing the hacks do teach us about Nature however is that Nature will just as easily make 8 billion blithering human idiots as it will 800 trillion totally-focused ants. And then let time decide who is here for the long run. ‘Cause Nature’s like honey badger. In fact Nature created honey badger. And honey badger just don’t give a shit. And neither does Nature. Despite what the people praying to it think. Which is why it’s given female synonyms. Because it doesn’t listen.
93: THE NEW NORMAL……..Go-to expression used by journalists and bureaucrats to inform that you must obey them, especially regarding weather and climate tyrannies as each one is dreamed up and declared the new normal and immediately replacing the old new normal. The new normal is always a sub-par, sub-standard, sub-previous condition. The new normal is never an improvement.
The new normal is always ABnormal and worse than what the new normal is replacing. Journalists and bureaucrats are always more comfortable with new normals because they can relate to them since the new normals are always a step backwards in standards of living, and journalists and bureaucrats are a step backwards in a zoological sense, so backward movement relaxes them and makes them feel a part of things rather than confused outliers.
99: DENIER (DENY-ER)….…Having an opinion or evidence or reasoned argument against an organized lie. The word “deny” is used strategically for psychological reasons, and of course used incorrectly and with a brand new meaning, the brand new meaning being “deny” now means “insane.”
For instance, a “climate denier” does not really deny the existence of climate. Nor does he deny the existence of a cabal insisting that “A” ‘s behavior is affecting the weather. He’s not actually denying anything. He’s asserting. He’s asserting a counter position, namely that humans are not on a scale large enough to affect the global juggernaut called ” the weather” and certainly not global long range climate, which is like saying humans are gods.
Pagan societies routinely, having no industrial technology, insist that their ritualistic actions will alter reality, such as creating, healing, wish-fulfillment, and rain for the crops. The world is now being run by Mesopotamian shamanists called “health advisors.” Or witch doctors, in normal historic language, or “rain dancers” to put it in the language of the Western American Palefaces, as the Indigenous North American Aborigines used to call the American Government invaders.
102: ATMOSPHERIC RIVER (CONT)………Rain. Atmospheric river is more menacing and ominous a word for rain than is, just, rain, the effort being to make all normal earth weather into something heinously monstrous thanks to the Industrial Revolution making life easier for humans and thus endangering the planet that put them here. Nature is apparently suicidal. So humans must save Nature from itself by the humans ceasing to exist, for this is the moral thing to do.
107: THE ENVIRONMENT.…..In journalese and governmentese and also according to unkempt, infertile, insufferable, astoundingly unattractive lesbians, anything anywhere that isn’t human. Especially that isn’t human male.
Liberals are convinced they can “protect” the environment even though the environment created THEM and not only doesn’t require their protection, it can, in an instant and under the right circumstances, eradicate, without any human assistance, thank you, all life on earth. And Libs are worried about IT being harmed.
112: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.…… An early pre-emptive experiment by DC to convince “the governed” that humans can control the sun and the earth. Now we are being told that we are SO powerful that we have started a heating process on the very planet itself and that we have to pull-back our mighty powers, as though we are Jedi who have assumed too much control via our mighty connection with the Force. And this science fiction approach to mass-obedience seems to be actually working.
114: ATMOSPHERIC RIVER (cont)………..A more menacing, ominous word for rain, the effort being to make all normal earth weather into something heinously monstrous thanks to the Industrial Revolution and your air conditioner now destroying the earth.
125: CLIMATE SCIENCE……. Not actually one of the sciences. Meteorology is one of the sciences. “Climate science” is a government/journalist vocabulary-creation that has no actual texts or data or experiments or tested theories or examined hypotheses or anything else remotely scientific gathered together in anything that could be called collected research. It’s just two words created by, probably Al Gore, who now looks like a Bantha, that you – probably being stupid – are supposed to think is something that is declaring that you personally “are causing the earth to heat up.”
167: HUMAN-CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING.…..A Kabbalah-indoctrination process designed to convince idiots that they are gods. It has nothing to do with meteorology or atmospheric science or trees or CO2 or cars or boats or batteries or light bulbs or the Amazon or anything else being tossed your way other than Kabbalists who have no actual jobs who are for some reason called “The Government” decreeing that we are mighty beings filled with powerful spiritual potential and weather-controlling superpowers who need to reclaim our rightful ascendence to godhood.
Via obedience to perverse, very low IQ’d idiots on the public payroll who want you to not have air conditioning, swimming pools, lights, or food delivered by diesel. Which would be most food if not all of it.
184: GREENHOUSE GAS…….Two words assembled together in such a way as to put it into your head via relentless repetition by infinite human parrots including suddenly-genius first-graders, that earth is a man-made greenhouse, not a 4 billion year old mammoth amalgam of the entire periodic table.
The earth is not a green house. Nor is it a Popsicle. The expression “greenhouse gas” has one function: to put the idea of rising earth temperature into your head and associate it with you using an air conditioner or hair spray because your personal conveniences are killing others less fortunate.
That’s right, it’s just more fucking Marxism. The expression “greenhouse gasses” has been selected solely for the bizarre imagery that the phrase conjures: that the earth is not a successfully-self-operating monster of life-out-of dirt, winding and wending its way through a galaxy of a billion stars and a trillion planets, no, it’s fucking a greenhouse: a big glass building with its already hot, wet, humid essence being further compromised by your car which is turning the earth into more of a place for lizards and spiders and plants that eat animals than it already is, and you are at fault because of your selfish need for “modern conveniences” while others die.
The expression “greenhouse gas” has also been selected via some random bureaucratic catastrophe-generator to be associated with the sudden newly-appearing mysterious version of meteorology called “climate science.” Meaning “the science you created and made necessary for us to investigate so that you don’t kill everybody.” Climate science. Greenhouse effect.
Greenhouse gasses. Global warming. Attribution science. Gray swan climate event, Hotter. And hotter. Wetter. Droughtier. It’s a fucking mess. Do you care??? No. You have electricity. So YOU don’t care. (You’ll notice there is a worldwide sudden electricity problem in all the white countries.)
You won’t stop stop using your air conditioner? We’ll shut off the power. You won’t stop driving your gas and diesel vehicles? We’ll outlaw oil. You’ll use our mandatory electricity vehicles. Which don’t work. We don’t care. We need you dead before you realize you don’t actually need us.
Eventually there will be something called “terrain science” that will explain why walking on the ground rather than just lying six feet beneath it is causing warts on the moon. Just like all the other things declared out of nowhere, claimed as fact and always suspiciously designed to handcuff human life, human happiness, human progress and discourage more cool stuff and to keep people glued to one spot. Ya know, like Covid-19 successfully did.
190: EARTH (Journalist/Bureaucrat Definition)……A fragile, delicately-balanced surface upon which we walk, sufficiently content to be a provider of endless arrays of life and pleasantness until humans intervened and who now threaten its very existence due to our voracious power and might and indifference to the effects and ruin we are imparting to it.
(Real Definition)……A roaring engine of self-balancing physical laws which turned inanimate matter into self-reproducing life forms which multiply so fast and in more numbers than necessary in order to guarantee the continuance of life via random possibilities often pre-adapted to conditions that don’t yet exist should conditions change, in which we humans are one of the life forms.
We did not put Nature here. Nature put us here. Nature sets the rules. Not us. We discover the rules and use them to alleviate the threats Nature relentlessly presents in order to live more comfortably within Nature. We are not a threat to the earth. The earth is a potential, ongoing, indifferent, “doing its own thing” threat to us. Human who are convinced they can affect or alter Nature are normally called “insane people.”
192: UTILITIES……Actual services that have been entrusted to the exclusive control of government – an entity that has nothing to lose if it decides to focus on housing bums rather than keeping your lights, gas, and water supplies on, or by using these three necessities as bargaining chips to get you to believe that 1: flu is a global pandemic (get your shots or we’ll turn off your lights) and that 2: while you are not powerful enough to ever outrun the flu and thus require eternal booster shots never proven to be effective, you are still powerful enough to alter the global climate to catastrophic levels via your relentless addiction to not living like a neanderthal in a frosty cave and traveling by goat.
206: THE GREAT RESET (as yet #ff0000 politically or journalistically)……An attempted planned and peaceful and ongoing takeover of the UN – currently run and managed by Communists and Islamists – by Klaus Schwab, head of something called The World Economic Forum, which is the only “secret society” that is at the moment right out there on stage and shining a bright light on itself.
Mr Schwab apparently is presenting himself as a wise guidance counsellor for humanity, as do all “public servants,” but for some reason he has acquired the clout to make it known to all the “leaders” of the world, especially the most imbecilic ones, like Justin Trudeau, King Charles, Angela Merkle, probably Gavin Newsom, and probably the crypt keeper running New Zealand, Joe Biden and the usual cast of especially-stupid world “leaders.”
According to Darth Klaus, who has been known to attire himself in Aleister Crowley-like apparel as though a transfer-point of information from the mystical realm into our maudlin human one as provided by the celestial overlords, according to Klaus, C-19 has emphasized the need for a control center of the earth’s businesses lest a future pandemic unprecedented, as was this past make-believe one, paralyze the money supply.
What exactly Klaus’s plan is for saving the earth is not clear but it does involve a major focus on “green” shit. Meaning the nationalizing, or in his case the globalizing, of industry into non existence. He’s a typical insane normal everyday historical-type sociopath tyrant convinced, or at least trying to convince you, he has mystical, science-fiction abilities in other words. He’s like Jim Jones but in better and plusher surroundings than a remote dustpile in a jungle.
The Great Reset is not a part of the normal everyday collection of journalist and bureaucrat “go to” bag of crap yet, but it should be making its formal appearance in day-to-day bullshit sessions aimed at you by both parties very soon.
215: CLIMATE (BUREAUCRAT/JOURNALIST DEFINITION)……Ten trillion cubic miles of atmospheric gasses encircling an entire planet that is controlled in movement and temperature by errant or conscientious behavior of a species of primate scattered randomly over a minute percentage of the surface, most of which members can’t control their dogs, much less the atmophere.
(ACTUAL DEFINITION)……Invisible, transparent floating molecules and atoms circling the earth 100 miles thick, influenced entirely by the sun and gravity and planetary rotation and used as a respiratory agent by life forms on the planet surface, which in humans cannot be halted for more then two minutes or death occurs, leading one to conclude, if the concluder is not a fucking moron, that the climate controls us. Rather than us controlling it.
220: ENVIRONMENTALISM (JOURNALISM/BUREAUCRAT DEFINITION)……The effort to save the earth from humanity. (ACTUAL DEFINITION)…… A combined, unified, concerted, focused, unrelenting, dogged, determined effort to overrule the deity calling itself I Am’s directive to humanity to “subdue the earth.” The route toward this end is engined by Marxism which will automatically bring human progress to a stop.
“Saving the earth” in a non-bureaucratic, non-journalism world would be symptomatic of delusionist psychosis of a major intensity of lunacy activators within the brain. In this present world however saving the earth is well within the powers of all of us if we but unite in concert and Gaia-Consciousness to the exclusion of every other single-minded activity of interest in the realm of existence.
–jj solari
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