Hey,
I better get to the news quick. It’s cold in the shop and I need to scramble back to the Ultimate Builder Show to pick up the Mudflap Girl FXR this afternoon. If you can make it to the show, look for our booth next to the J&P booth way in the back.
BIKERNET SEX RESEARCH–Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionnally – and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘F you’.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least…
The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex. * You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
–from Ray R.
WEATHER REPORT IN FORT WORTH–It’s cold here in Fort Worth.
—Berry Green
THIS JUST IN FROM THE BIKERNET MEDICAL CENTER–Blood Pressure Test Medicine has finally found the correct and most accurate way to measure blood pressure for men. My doctor’s nurse (Michelle) takes my BP like this all the time.
My pressure is normal… 522 over 418.
That’s OK, isn’t it???
I had to forward this to the people I know who are interested in the latest Health news.
–Rik Savenko
BENNETT’S PERFORMANCE 4TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY TOY RUN– This is the 4th annual toy run started by a great friend of mine Mike Rowland and his hommie Timmy T 1st year there was 12 bikes and they did the run from Mike’s house; 2nd year 22 bikes; last year we did the ride out of my shop and had 55 bikes. This year hopefully a 100 bikes is our goal.
–Eric Bennett
See more in the Thursday News. I hope to be apart of the ride.—Bandit
CLUB CHALLENGES SOUTH AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT–The Mongols motorcycle club have thrown a gauntlet at the feet of South Australian Attorney-General John Rau, challenging him to win the 2014 state election without using them as political scapegoats.
One of the club’s national office bearers has told local media the Labor Government has prioritized its “vote-getting” anti-biker stance over SA’s economy.
The comments are seen a the latest tilt in the Mongols’ public relations campaign, promoting their “reformation” from the violent ways of the Finks motorcycle club.
The national officer bearer accused Mr Rau of wanting to win the election by “creating a monster, then defeating it” to “look like a hero” in the eyes of the public.
“Mr Rau, this strategy of using motorcycle clubs as a way of winning elections is very transparent and has been done many times before,” he said.
“With our economy shrinking, South Australians deserve better bang for their buck – not political games that take away from the real issues of this state.
“Your departments are under-resourced (but) with an election coming up in March we know that you will use us to prove you’re ‘tough on crime’.
“We do have law and order issues in this state, but you’re focusing on the wrong one.”
Mr Rau told media he would not rise to the club’s challenge.
“I decline the invitation from any criminal group to close my eyes to their activity between now and the next election,” he said.
“We won’t be picking a fight with the Mongols as the basis for our re-election in 2014, but neither will we step back from our fight against the outlaw activities of bikie gangs.”
The Mongols’ charter promises automatic expulsion for members engaged in offences involving drugs or violence
The office bearer said three Adelaide bikers had been expelled since October, when the Finks ‘patched over’ to the Mongols, but declined to say why because former members “have the right to privacy”.
“Look, for some members it has not been easy,” he said.
“There have been some Finks who have read the constitution and known, immediately, it wasn’t for them … that’s fine, we accept that.
“But it’s true we have lost some Mongols, people I have counted as friends.”
He said the Finks’ lifestyle “clearly” worked against the club’s continued survival, and so change was needed.
“We’re trying our best to uphold our club’s constitution and we’ve already lost members, but that’s what we’re prepared to do,” he said.
Politicians in SA and Queensland – home of the country’s toughest anti-biker laws – have claimed the Mongols are the world’s most dangerous club., pointing to its violent reputation in the US.
The office bearer said that attitude was unhelpful.
He said a 2008 undercover police operation called “Black Rain” had decimated the club’s US ranks and prompted the drafting of the charter.
“Since Black Rain, only three convictions (against of members) have been recorded (in the US),” he said.
“In the US they have introduced a ‘clean and sober’ chapter where members receive appropriate support … that sends a pretty clear message.
“In the three months since the changeover to the Mongols motorcycle club, the change (in Adelaide members’ behaviour) should be easily obvious to the public.
“We have been deliberately low-profile because, at the end of the day, actions speak louder than words.”
The officer bearer said it was frustrating that Mr Rau’s position on the Mongols shifted constantly, despite the “evidence” of the club’s rehabilitation.
“At first, Mr Rau said we were obliged to behave ‘the same way’ as America (and be violent),” he said.
“Now he has evidence that, post 2009, (Mongols in) America have changed their constitution and are not a threat to society.
“So instead he says we’re the same people as we were before and the charter will have little control over our behaviour.”
He said that, despite the challenges before them, the Mongols remained committed to their charter, to one another and to the “one-percenter” life.
“Since 1969, the Mongols have been a 1 per cent club and we will continue with this tradition … it’s not a label, it’s a way of life and it is how we choose to live,” he said.
“Mongols are part of the regular community and it is the Government that has run SA financially into the ground … it needs to offer something to the public.”
NASH BROTHERS AND CYCLE SOURCE CHOPPERFEST ACTION–David Mann’s spirit will be shining down on us tomorrow!! It’s going to be Sunny and 60 degrees, bring your leather jacket.
HAWAIIAN TOYS FOR TOTS ACTION–Toys for Tots is usually one of the biggest events for the state. Everyone usually imagines a “picture perfect” Hawaii postcard scene. But this year, it fell on one of the stormiest days of the year.
Only the hardcore came out to support and ride through the “winter” weather. We at the shop were determined to show off our two new bikes, rain or shine. It was one of the greatest riding days I have ever had.
What better way to test the endurance of your new bike.
Mele Kalikimaka,
FAB
Honolulu
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BAD JOKE LIBRARY OPEN ON SUNDAY–The Wife Tattoo.
Jim’s wife thought it was very romantic
when he told her he was going to have
a picture of her tattooed on his arm.
She said that would be romantic,
so off to the tattoo artist he went.
When he arrived home later that day,
his wife asked him if she could see
the new tattoo.
Jim showed it to her and………
well……….
There’s just no pleasing some women,
she took one look at the tattoo of herself
and then threw him out of the house.
–from Gerry Celia
BIKERNET HOLIDAY VIRUS ALERT–
Feel this is worth passing along. With the holidays coming up, I can see where this could be a real problem.
The newest virus circulating is the UPS/Fed Ex/USPS Delivery Failure. You will receive an e-mail from UPS, Fed Ex, or USPS along with a packet number. It will say that they were unable to deliver a package sent to you on such-and-such a date. It then asks you to print out the invoice copy attached. DON’T TRY TO PRINT THIS. IT LAUNCHES THE VIRUS!
This virus has caused Millions of dollars in damage in the past few days. Snopes confirms that it is real.
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/ups.asp
–from Mil Blair
Pegasus Fuel Injection
THE SHERIFF IS BACK WITH A TEASER—What the hell could it be?
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BIKERNET UNIVERSITY DRUNK STUDENT HOLIDAY PUNISHMENT VOCABULARY LESSON--jocose joh-KOHS, juh-, adjective:
The jocose talk of hay-makers is best at a distance; like those clumsy bells round the cows’ necks, it has rather a coarse sound when it comes close, and may even grate on your ears painfully…
Lord Boardotrade was there, making semi-jocose speech, quite in the approved way for a cognate paterfamilias.
Jocose comes from the Latin jocosus meaning “joking.” It entered English in the 1600s.
BUCK WILD COMES TO BIKERNET—We had dinner with several chopper industry guys last night and one was a young talented painter, Buck Wild, from Covina, California. He grew up with my son, Frank, and is a single dad.
Check http://www.buckwildpaint.com/ He has an amazing portfolio.—Bandit
ROGUE’S HOLIDAY BAD COP WARNING–D.C. police officer under investigation for allegedly running teen girl prostitution ring
• Police found a 16-year-old girl who had been reported missing at officer Linwood Barnhill’s apartment
• She told officers he had taken nude photos of her and arranged for her to have sex for money
• She was told her working name would be ‘Juicy’
• Officers seized computers, cell phones, high heeled shoes, lingerie, marijuana and a large number of condoms
• Six other women allegedly prostituted themselves for Barnhill, 47
• He is a 24-year veteran of the 7th District Police Department
• An online photo account attributed to Linwood contains pictures of drugs, uniformed police handling wads of cash and semi-naked young women
A Washington D.C. police officer is under investigation for allegedly running a prostitution ring out of his apartment.
Officer Linwood Barnhill, 47, has not been arrested but is on paid administrative leave after police found a missing 16-year-old girl in his home Tuesday who told police Barnhill had arranged for her to have sex for money.
The girl told police that Barnhill had arranged for her to engage in sex acts with a man for $80 and that he told her that her working name would be ‘Juicy.’
Incredibly, a Photobucket account belonging to Linwood Barnhill discovered in an online search contains numerous pictures of scantily clad young women, a photograph that clearly shows a large amount of marijuana, a police officer in uniform handling piles of cash and several blank spaces that Photobucket has removed as inappropriate content.
Barnhill brazenly used his full name for the account, which has photographic evidence of potentially illegal behavior.
The girl told police that Barnhill took nude pictures of her and that six other women had also prostituted themselves for Barnhill.
–from Rogue,
—-By Alex Greig
the Dailymail.uk
THIS JUST IN, REBUFFINI CONTROLS–Hand and forward controls feature Italian styling and precision–NOTED Italian parts and accessory designer and manufacturer Rebuffini Cycles of Bergamo, Italy, have released newly designed ‘Atlantis’ forward and hand controls.
Available with half inch brake master cylinders for single disc applications, or 9/16 inch brake master cylinders for dual disc applications, they are available in polished, chromed, black anodized or black anodized contrast metal finishes. They can be used with cable or hydraulic clutches, and two or three button switch housings can be added to each side.
Rebuffini say that the racing version of their ‘Atlantis’ forward controls is a “must have for the best riders.”
Featuring an 11/16 inch master cylinder with hidden master cylinder linkage and folding foot rests, Rebuffini have used roller bearings on all pivot points for precision actuation of the brake and shift levers without any “slop or play.”
Forward control kits are available for all Softail models (pre-’99 and 2000-up) and extended one inch or three inch versions.
–from American Dealer Magazine
AND NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE WISDOM FROM THE BIKERNET CERTIFIED PHILOSOPHER–Let us open up our minds to a greater self, remember the mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open. As we begin today let us take all the energy that we have directed to regrets, lack, limitation, fear, doubt, guilt and the past and move that energy to raising our Consciousness of the Infinite Possibilities within.
Let us raise our vision of who we are and the Infinite Possibilities that lie ahead.
Let go of all thoughts and beliefs of lack and limitation. Find laughter throughout our day
Give and receive Love unconditionally.
Find Joy well up in our hearts. Be Grateful for all the gifts. Recognize the Divine in each and every thing. Have the Character to follow through.
Cherish every aspect of Life. Embrace obstacles or confusion and see past them to success.
Find Peace in each and every moment.
Let go of these words to the Universe Knowing that all is Unfolding in Right and perfect Order
And So It Is
Namaste’
Thank You
Yale
Yale Custom Cycles
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Calgary AB
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Good basic article.
Look at my web site.
Problem in USA is that old Brit bikes use BS chain, typically 10B-1.
ASA50 will fit but is wider so may cause fouling and BS chains are difficult to obtain in a good quality like the “old” Renold as opposed to the “new” Renold which I will not sell, and I am a shareholder.
If you need any advice just let me know.
— Andy
andy@the-chain-man.co.uk
Bewdley, WR, United Kingdom
THE CANTINA LIBRARIAN FINDINGS–
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears
out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years .
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.
If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.
Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.
The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.
Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn’t smoke unless it’s heated above 450F.
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.
The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.
Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.
The University of Alaska spans four time zones.
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
A comet’s tail always points away from the sun.
The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.
Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.
When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.
In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.
Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.
The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.
Mickey Mouse is known as “Topolino” in Italy.
Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge
down.
Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.
For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.
The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
And last but not least: This email is called ‘money bags’. So send this on to 5 and money will
arrive in 5 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year. Superstitious or not, I passed this along because it is interesting
information.
–from Sam Burns
DON’T FORGET PEARL HARBOR–
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU—Everyday is full of surprises, and weekends full of industry activity are packed with rumors, opportunities, gossip, and good news.
This Long Beach Ultimate Builder Show draws between 50,000 and 80,000 folks. It was jammed yesterday, but it has been shrinking with the economy. The big four bike makers bought smaller booth spaces, but there are more models than ever. Indian and Victory are stepping up and every year their motorcycles improve. Arlen Ness and his son Cory were on hand for Victory, and Indian launched their new touring model with the help of Brian Klock, and it was magnificent.
Electric bikes are trying to make a dent, but they still have a tough time with charging intervals. I spoke to the Zero folks, and suggested a battery quick exchange, so you could keep another charged battery at home or at the office for quick exchange. Their bikes are only capable of slightly over 100 miles before a 7 hour recharge. I would have a tough time riding to Sturgis.
We will bring you reports on all the shows this week. Have a helluva holiday!
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
